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Så här ser en förpackning med spam ut. Dessa finns i flera ulika smaker och storlekar.

Spam är en maträtt från Spamien som folk misstolkar komma från Spanien som säljs i stora mängder i matbutiker. Dess konsistens är inte alls olik skinka, men den egentliga skillnaden är smaken. (dvs. att spam smakar gott, till skillnad från skinka) Spam är dock farligt att äta för mycket utav. För stora doser kan leda till ryckningar och epilepsi.

Spam är dock även ett utryck för reklam över posten. Eftersom blir allvarligt sjuka när de får för mycket reklam, har den fått smeknamnet spam, eftersom bieffekten är mycket lik.

[redigera] Varning! Spamzon härnäst!

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[redigera] Spam som maträtt

Spam har sedan 1782 varit en mycket välkänd maträtt i norra och mellersta Europa, mest eftersom den görs i stora mängder, och tur är väl det! Det är gott också! Innan den ökade i popularitet, dock, var den en bannlyst maträtt, eftesom vissa personer gillade inte maträtten. De ansåg att den var oren, och därmed fick ingen äta den, eftersom de påstod att den även bar med sig sjukdomar. När dessa personer äntligen lönnmördades, blev det dock tillåtet att handla med spam igen, och försälningen började bli välkänd för sina berusande egenskaper, vilket betydde att det blev en riktigt festlig maträtt, och numera är spam känt som huvudrätten på de flesta fester.

[redigera] Brevlådespam

Brevlådespam, dock, var ett misslyckat försök att skicka spam via posten och E-mail. Resultatet blev oönskad reklam och spammail, som på grund av sin besläkthet med den vanliga spammen också blev kallat spam. Likheterna slutar dock där. brevlådespam är numera en sorts terrorism, där man dödar folk via att överflöda deras datorer med brev, tills de exploderar. Dessa oönskade brev har varit svåra att stoppa på senaste tiden, för internetterroristerna har blivit värre, eftersom de börjat skicka med könsorgan i breven.

[redigera] Ny betydelse av SPAM

Nu finns även en ny betydelse av SPAM. Det uppkom i USA när man såg ett mycket väligt kattdjur blotta sig för ett murmeldjur. Snäll Puma Antastar Murmeldjur.